Hey I’m Joanne

Greetings, travelers from all realms. I am Joanne, and I am here to give you mystical tidings of joy and sorrow and pain and wonderfulness. I foresaw you stumbling across my website in my crystal ball, in which I see a great many important things. Do you come in search of wisdom? Is your spirit troubled by a decision to be made, a relationship in ruins, a cat that refuses to converse with you, even though you may perform the sacred rituals that should allow you to without trouble. Give me your questions, my dear friends, and my mystical powers and connections shall show you the way!