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Wedding Marks the End??

wedding videography MelbourneJoanne, I hope you can help me. I’ve been to several doctors, a number of psychologists and even a fortune teller who lives in Christmas Hills. She turned out to be a charlatan, but that’s why I turned to the internet. Everyone is genuine on the internet!

Alright, so…a few months ago I got married. It was all very lovely, most things went smoothly, I arranged with my friend Laura beforehand that she’d catch the bouquet because heaven knows she needs a decent man to keep her life straight. And she did! Finally, Laura. Maybe you’ll actually find someone who’ll put up with your binge-watching of soap operas.

Of course, we got a wedding videographer, some Melbourne company…it doesn’t really matter. We got the video back, it was marvellous and we watched it all the way through while eating popcorn and talking about out love for one another, a normal night in for us. And then…we put that DVD away on a shelf, and it felt like it was all over. The ‘good’ part of the marriage, I mean. We’ve had the wedding, been on the honeymoon, but even after that I was holding out for the wedding video, all nicely edited. And as nice as it all was, I couldn’t help but think…that’s it. That’s the final straw before we go about our lives and everything turns humdrum forever. And so I’ve been watching that wedding video every night for a week, because I can’t stand the thought of the rest of my life without that magical feeling.

No, really. I’ve even been sneakily looking up professionals who do corporate video production in Melbourne, in the hopes that I can convince Ryan to go through it all again. Is there something wrong with me??

The mud from fairy boots is a powerful narcotic. Wash your hair in a red moon, and your algebra test will be a cinch. Your lucky colour is *blank*. – Joanne

Visualising a solution

Dear Joanne,

I’ve been trying recently to put my feelers out into the universe and visualise what I need but it just has not been working recently and I don’t understand why not. For about a week now, something has been seriously wrong with all the plumbing in my house. Not only does it make loud, ominous noises but it’s also beginning to block up. Not constantly, but every now and then.

When the noises began, I initially believed I had a spirit infestation. I tried all the usual remedies – I smoked the place out with sage, did a capturing ritual, I even tried do a mild exorcism – but all to no avail. It was only when the loo flooded that I realised the problem lay in the pipes. At that point, I wrote up ‘plumber Melbourne’ and put it on my visualisation board, but nothing has come of it.

I just don’t understand. Usually, whenever I put something up on my visualisation board and I see it clearly in my mind, the universe delivers it to me. So I just can’t understand why I haven’t had a plumber come my way. Is something wrong with me? Have I not believed hard enough? Have I done something that’s caused bad karma to undermine the things the universe is trying to send my way?

I’m completely at a loss as to what is going on, but if something doesn’t happen soon, I’m going to be put into an impossible position. At the rate things are going here, I’ll need to call emergency plumbing in Melbourne – but I hope it doesn’t come to that.

I do want your opinion, though. What do you think is blocking my cosmic pull? How can I fix it?

If you look up to the stars on a cloudless night, they will show you the answer. -Joanne.